twigandplums:

LMAO I HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH TUMBLR BECAUSE LINDSAY IS NEVER ON ANYMORE

I only check your tumblr. Glad you enjoyed this picture as much as I did. I still can’t believe it happened right in front of my very own eyes. MY EYES.

twigandplums:

LMAO I HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH TUMBLR BECAUSE LINDSAY IS NEVER ON ANYMORE

I only check your tumblr. Glad you enjoyed this picture as much as I did. I still can’t believe it happened right in front of my very own eyes. MY EYES.

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London Underground - The Amateur Transplants

“London Underground, they’re all lazy fucking useless cunts. London Underground, they’re all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a riffle.”

(via fucknicethings)
I was taking my dog out last night and I found random boys on my front lawn.
Today, while taking my dog out, I found poop in a paper towel that was shoved inside a condom and it was apparently lit on fire. It was laying in some mulch on the side of my house.
I wonder what I’ll find tomorrow.

I was taking my dog out last night and I found random boys on my front lawn.

Today, while taking my dog out, I found poop in a paper towel that was shoved inside a condom and it was apparently lit on fire. It was laying in some mulch on the side of my house.

I wonder what I’ll find tomorrow.

happybirthdaycelebrity:

Happy 58th Birthday
Liam Neeson

happybirthdaycelebrity:

Happy 58th Birthday

Liam Neeson

fuckyeahbrighteyes:

(via sosuccexy)
"‘Fevers and Mirrors’ isn’t about my life, as I have mistakenly stated. It’s simply about growing up in Canada and chilling with Nickelback, who are cool dudes. I don’t know where others get this whole notion that it’s about cocaine and tears."
— Conor Oberst, singer-songwriter (via nickelback)
happybirthdaycelebrity:

Happy 35th Birthday
Russell Brand

happybirthdaycelebrity:

Happy 35th Birthday

Russell Brand

As sad as it is, the Twilight movies have the best soundtracks.

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